- 1st
- 11:15 am
The dreamers exhaust us
- 35 comments
- 2nd
- 12:13 pm
Some things really shouldn't surprise me anymore
- 41 comments
10:44 pm(no subject)
- 7 comments
- 3rd
- 10:44 am
There be THINGS...that even a VAMPIRE fears!
- 89 comments
- 4th
- 11:00 am
Like true British heroes they let the entire nation down
- 48 comments
- 5th
- 12:38 pm
It'd be rude not to stare, really
- 40 comments
02:05 pmLove Your Enemies, this Sunday
- 14 comments
- 8th
- 02:59 pm
And we're the best in the business, because we kiss
- 26 comments
- 9th
- 10:46 am
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Especially if we eat it after we have destroyed it.
- 35 comments
- 10th
- 10:52 am
homos kill each other, that's what they do, it's part of their culture
- 42 comments
02:21 pmBored beyond belief? Moi?
- 31 comments
- 11th
- 11:07 am
When Briefings Go Wrong
- 55 comments
- 12th
- 11:00 am
If you're going to tell me something I already know, don't do it with such a damned *flourish*
- 40 comments
- 15th
- 11:02 am
I think they answer to a higher authority
- 79 comments
02:36 pmPowell & Pressburger pricing palaver
- 48 comments
- 16th
- 10:59 am
Jimmy Carr's automotive parent
- 63 comments
- 17th
- 10:59 am
Your famous friend, well I blew him before you
- 35 comments
- 18th
- 10:46 am
I always hoped there'd be dogs
- 61 comments
- 19th
- 11:03 am
Why not try blowing yours up to poster size?
- 54 comments
- 22nd
- 11:36 am
There's a lot of lovely ladies here tonight. This is for their boyfriends.
- 67 comments
02:05 pmThe day the music died
- 7 comments
- 23rd
- 11:11 am
I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks
- 52 comments
- 24th
- 10:59 am
May your pets never spontaneously combust
- 29 comments
- 25th
- 11:22 am
Spiders are not insects, but in a war they would side with the insects
- 86 comments
- 26th
- 11:27 am
That's the one thing the black man can't do better - swazzle.
- 57 comments
- 30th
- 11:01 am
They make teeth out of old piano keys for elderly cows
- 28 comments
- 31st
- 11:06 am
I'd like to think I'm more of a "jovial nuisance" than an "evil genius".
- 33 comments