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"You know, you spend your childhood watching TV, assuming that at some point in the future everything you see there will one day happen to you: that you too will win a Formula One race, hop a train, foil a group of terrorists, tell someone 'Give me the gun', etc. Then you start secondary school, and suddenly everyone's asking you about your career plans and your long-term goals, and by goals they don't mean the kind you are planning to score in the FA Cup. Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will not be the rollercoaster ride you imagined, that the world occupied by your parents, the world of washing the dishes, going to the dentist, weekend trips to the DIY superstore to buy floor-tiles, is actually largely what people mean when they speak of 'life'.Now, with eery day that passes, another door seems to close, the one marked PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN, or FIGHT EVIL ROBOT, until as the weeks go by and the doors - GET BITTEN BY SNAKE, SAVE WORLD FROM ASTEROID, DISMANTLE BOMB WITH SECONDS TO SPARE - keep closing, you begin to hear the sound as a good thing, and start closing some yourself, even ones that didn't necessarily need to be closed..."
An early passage which goes some way to summing up the sprawling, glorious boarding school tragicomedy of (extended) adolescence that is Skippy Dies by Paul Murray. Set in a boarding school, the perspective shifts between a young teacher, wondering if he's supposed to have grown up yet, and the boys - Skippy among them - at the other end of the same inconclusive journey. Even if it were a lot less ambitious than it is, the sheer verve with which Murray catches the dynamics of schoolboy interaction would make this worth reading; I was especially taken with alleged lothario Mario, and his friends' gradual realisation that you should never take advice on girls from anyone who has a lucky condom. But Murray is going for something much bigger than that; I would say that his critique of the modern managerial approach to schools, embodied in acting head 'the Automator', is heavy-handed, except that I recently heard about my old school's new motto 'Together Everyone Achieves More (TEAM)'. And it takes a while for the M-theory subplot to make clear what it's doing in the book except providing a hobby for Skippy's room-mate, the rotund genius/bullsh1tter Ruprecht. There is, as well, a little too much event, and not quite the same charm, in the book's final third, once the eponymous event has come to pass. Still, it was a Booker longlist entry which looks a lot better than most of the shortlist* and, given this was only his second novel, I will take great interest in Murray's further work. So much quotable stuff in there, but I shall restrain myself to one more:
"Violence solves everything, you idiot, look at the history of the world. Any situation they have, they dick around with it for a while, then they bring in violence. That's the whole reason they have scientists, to make violence more violent."

Beyond that, plenty of pubbing this weekend and one rather splendid gig at which, for the first time, I saw the Video Club and the Art Goblins, two noughties indie outfits I feared I had missed forever. And what outfits - the Video Club resplendent in Regency frills and a flashing green line protruding from the keyboardist's fly, Art Goblins in matching jackets like a fifties US street gang. Plus Small Crew, Dream Themes and Mr Solo, and possibly too much of the Buffalo Bar's house white. Happy times.

Trinny & Susannah: From Boom to Bust is a lot better than a spoof documentary about makeover presenters has any right to be. The chap who played Nathan Barley is especially brilliant/odious as their faithless agent.

*I do also have Tom McCarthy's C out of the library - and while I've yet to start it, it's pretty unprecedented that I would even attempt two books from a modern Booker longlist, so they're doing something at least that right.
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Back before torrents and LoveFilm and dirt-cheap (or any) DVDs, it was a lot harder to see films that ween't in the local video shop and were stubbornly refusing to show up on TV, meaning that some of them were the exclusive preserve of the cool kids. At junior school it was Freddie and Jason (and I've still never seen any of either's films), shading into the more violent end of action films (I'm well up on my Arnie now, even if I've still yet to see Robocop). Which itself, as we got older, gradually started morphing into the more obviously 'cool' films, and as I was morphing into a slightly cooler child, this was when I started to see some of the status films, like The Hunger and Withnail & I. But one film I was slightly too late to the party to catch was the transitional Hardware - a film with sex and violence and a killer robot, but also featuring cameos by Lemmy (a cabbie), Carl McCoy of the Nephilim (the inspiration for Antony Johnston's Wasteland) and Iggy Pop (DJ Angry Bob, "the man with the industrial dick", who we need on 6Music stat). Because I live in the modern world, on Monday I was finally able to sit down and watch it, but divorced from its context as a badge of having Arrived, it's not very good.
(And then the next day I went to Stationery Club to talk about notebooks, which I think makes an even better point about the collapse of 'cool' as a currency in an increasingly niche social economy)

Wednesday: I do the Bloomsbury museums, for the first time including the Cartoon Museum, currently hosting a Ronald Searle exhibition. The guy is 90 and in spite of having suffered terribly as a POW of the Japanese, he really doesn't look it; the only hint of weakness comes when he misquotes Molesworth but if there's one man alive who can be forgiven that, it's Searle. He seems to subsist pretty much entirely on champagne, which I suppose could explain it.
In the evening, one of my very favourite bands, not just brilliant but generationally important, are playing in aid of an unimpeachable cause. By which I am of course referring to the Indelicates' anti-Digital Economy Bill show at the Monarch, charging a princely fiver. The support, alas, are not good - even Lily Rae is for some reason not on form, and when I say that Akira the Don had a tiny child on keyboards, I'm not making the usual joke about how young bands are looking nowadays - it was an actual tiny child. But when the Indelicates come on, who cares what has gone before? Simon explains how this atrocious piece of lawmaking has nothing to do with helping starving artists and he should know what with being a starving artist. And they play 'Savages', which I have previously said will be the greatest song of the new decade unless something better than humans starts making music, and even then it will be a dazzlingly apt note for the species to bow out on - "The brave new futures we have seen, filled with beautiful machines. The greener pastures, clearer skies and none such as you and I". [livejournal.com profile] kgillen was there too, and while I was writing the above I saw a link he posted regarding the music of one Emily Howell - who is a computer, and confirms me in that belief.

Nonetheless, out to another gig last night - Brontosaurus Chorus at the Wilmington, whose new songs 'Sandman' and 'Scissormen' confirm that someone has been at the Vertigo comics, which is always to be encouraged. There have been concerns that the show might sell out, as the headliners have been supporting Editors. I join in the chorus of mockery - what kind of world do we live in where supporting a bad Joy Division tribute means you can sell out your own gigs? Then I realise that the band in question are The Strange Death Of Liberal England, whose 2008 mini-album I rather liked. Watching them, however, they don't add much to the music's strangeness and yearning and British Sea Power echoes (the clue to that bit is in the name, isn't it?) and in one sense actively subtract from it: the singer has a ginger Afro. I decide to stick with the sounds in future, and head out.
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Cristina Odone was the one with the 'some of my best friends are gay but they can't have children so I wouldn't want them running the country' article of past blogosphere notoriety, wasn't she?* Certainly a quick Google confirms that her politics are odiously Catholic. Anyway, she was just on Newsnight, backing David Cameron's defence of parents who lie about faith to get their children a decent education. And even if I didn't know her past form, her poisonous, sanctimonious manner and pernicious arguments would have seen her added to the list headed "I wouldn't normally hit a woman, but..."

I only caught this because I'm finding What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? a bit much, and having to take it in instalments; the supporting cast are almost uniformly dreadful, but at its heart are Joan Crawford and Bette Davis giving the performances of their lives. It's a bit like Gaslight except so much better because, in their own very different styles, they're *both* driving each other doolally. Hollywood Gothic at its best. In fact, is there any other Hollywood Gothic? Perhaps not. Oh well.

Torchwood somewhat back to its bad old ways this week, but still with enough silliness in the margins to redeem it from the first season's low points. Fingers crossed for the rest, eh?

*edit: [livejournal.com profile] bathtubgingirl reminds me that that was in fact Lowri Turner. My mistake, though I'm pretty sure they'd get on. Not get off, though. That would be gay, and thus evil.

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