alexsarll: (crest)
Another cleric joins in the Newspeak warnings against 'atheistic fundamentalism' - but, oh dear, one of the examples he quotes is the renaming of christmas as Winterval by politically correct types. The problem being, if you google 'Winterval', several of the results on the first page will inform you that the whole thing is a myth, a bogeyman from under Richard Littlejohn's bed.
So the Archbishop would seem, whether disingenuously and deceitfully or just through extreme stupidity, to be propagating utter nonsense which can be disproven with the slightest research or thought.
The punchline writes itself, doesn't it?

Thursday's Unity Mitford documentary was a frustrating beast; they had half an hour on a fascinating individual, but felt the need for a sensational hook (because a thirties British socialite obsessed with Hitler and accepted into his inner circle apparently isn't enough) so built the whole thing around a They Saved Hitler's Baby! investigation. Which eventually revealed that...they didn't. Oh. They were also somewhat lacking in historical sense, apparently believing that Unity's Nazism would have been as shocking to thirties Britons as it would be to today's, failing to grasp that at the time many among the upper classes saw the Nazis as a useful bulwark against Bolshevism - if anything it would have been Jessica Mitford's communist half of the bedroom which would have appalled them.
Still, information obtained:
Unity may have been an idiot, but it can't have helped that she was conceived in the town of Swastika and given the middle name Valkyrie.
Roderick Spode, as seen in the Fry & Laurie Jeeves & Wooster, was not just a comic grotesque, but a very accurate spoof of Oswald Mosley - the mannerisms, the 'tache, everything.
Unity Mitford looked eerily similar to the twins from Big Brother. So if they did save Hitler's baby, maybe they're the grandkids?

Loved the fog on Friday night; in the absence of snow it was just right to get me into that Victorian christmas mood. All I was missing was a top hat and a large knife. And in its own way yesterday was even spookier, with the capital (or at least Clapham) seeming to already be pretty much deserted for the holidays. An exodus I shall be joining this afternoon; look after London while I'm gone, and I'll be seeing some of you on the 27th.
alexsarll: (howl)
This one goes out to anybody who ever lost an election to RON.

Because we don't have enough religious groups complaining about things being 'disrespectful', a bunch of pagans have decided to get in on the act, complaining about Trinny and Susannah giving the Long Man of Wilmington "temporary pigtails, breasts and hips". Look, you imbeciles, he is the Long Man of Wilmington. He may not be the Cerne Abbas giant, but he is close enough to the male principle to be entirely secure in his sexuality. Think of all the mythic heroes who do their time in drag! He will get over it, and I suggest you follow suit. And if we're talking "disrespectful", then you so-called 'druids' and the impostor who dares to take the name 'Arthur Pendragon' ought really to start looking a little closer to home, don't you think? Oh, I hate special interest groups. A twin pressure group complaining that Big Brother is being twinnist, apparently failing to spot that the twins were not made this way by Endemol. That retarded screed doing the LJ rounds about supposed racism in Doctor Who. The world is drowning in a swarm of tiny minds who can only process any stimulus through whether it fits their own cast-iron agenda as it affects their own tunnel-vision area of interest.

Rome's second series was losing me for a little while, but has regained my attention by the simple expedient of going totally bugfvck insane. Gratuitous lesbian org1es! Octavian suddenly replaced with another actor who looks not the slightest bit like the last one! Torture scenes all over the place! A sustained challenge to what had always been assumed to be Oz's lifetime hold on HBO's bumrape crown! And above all - Mark Anthony's spectacularly unflattering beard! I can increasingly see why they had to stop after this series - there would simply not have been anywhere loopier to go short of recasting Britney Spears as Cicero.

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