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Kinsey lapses at times into the standard Hollywood biopic template, but never quite becomes the Comic Strip version of events it could so easily have been. Neeson's a perfect lead - he's not the hunk a studio might have preferred, but he has sufficient charisma that watching him 'at it' isn't painful, and sufficient talent to carry off the complexities of a role that sometimes verges on unlikeable. He's also subtle enough that he doesn't need to grandstand (much) to let us see that Kinsey was a bloody hero. At great cost to himself, this man helped drag the US (and by extension, the world) out of a dark age to which many would still like to return us.
(And for those of us who've seen all the superhero films, it's amusing to see Batman's mentor bumming Robin, all paid for by a grant from Curt Connors.)

Attempting to film Saint Trinian's, on the other hand, was never going to work. Ronald Searle's cartoons are immortal - even animating them would be as pointless as those short-lived Far Side animations. Attempting to turn them into real people? Wouldn't even work in the era of Sin City, and certainly didn't in the fifties. Seriously, what were they thinking? Did they also try to film Molesworth, or Grecian urns?
Still, at least I now realise where Daphne & Celeste got their name.

Newsnight showed the item on Soho I thought I'd missed, in which one dealer sensibly responded to residents' complaints by pointing out that they knew what the area was like when they moved in - "it's fvcking S0d0m and Gomorrah round here". He didn't seem a particularly pleasant chap, but I was on his side in this matter even before I saw that the crusading councillor is the sort of person who uses Excel when he should be using Access. But this was not the show's highlight, and nor was Ed Miliband showing a TV manner which makes Charles Clarke look like a born presenter. Oh no.
We got to see Jeremy Paxman versus Jon Snow. I mean, shouldn't that have been trailed for weeks ahead of time? That's a crossover classic. Even without the moment when Paxman intimated that he'd like to garotte George Galloway, this would have been What Television Is For. But it did not stand alone - beforehand Jeremy was on Jermyn Street asking about ties, for all the world like Viv Stanshall asking whether shirts had a future. And afterwards, it was Strip Newsnight, with Paxman taking his tie off as he read out today's headlines. Madness! Epochal madness, at that!

I'm off work tomorrow, so don't expect me online - though if anyone's going to see Antony & the Johnsons in the evening, you might see me there. And at some point over the weekend I think I may go see that giant desk on the Heath.

Date: 2005-06-23 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publicansdecoy.livejournal.com
Ah, I was going to ask if you'd caught Paxman vs Snow. Beautiful television.

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Date: 2005-06-23 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Do you agree that a wider audience should have been made aware of it, or are you glad it was kept for the cognoscenti?

Date: 2005-06-23 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publicansdecoy.livejournal.com
Probably not trailed because Paxman only filmed it slightly earlier on that evening on a whim, when it was realised they had 5 minutes to fill. I only caught it because I was waiting for the laundry to finish. Also, I only saw the end of the Soho piece, but I'm not really in favour of people being beaten up on the street.

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Date: 2005-06-23 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
They'd known about it at least since 6pm, because it was on the early-evening mailout they do.
The Soho stuff looked like lout-on-lout violence to me, and I never get particularly incensed about that.

Date: 2005-06-23 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p-dan-tic.livejournal.com
Newsnight showed the item on Soho I thought I'd missed, in which one dealer sensibly responded to residents' complaints by pointing out that they knew what the area was like when they moved in - "it's fvcking S0d0m and Gomorrah round here". He didn't seem a particularly pleasant chap, but I was on his side in this matter

see also peons moving near arsnal then complaining about the footballism

Date: 2005-06-23 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Soho covers a square mile, iirc. That's localisation. Footballism of one stripe or another taints far larger areas of the city, and as such is far harder to avoid. Confine all the stadia and fans within one such square mile, and I'd be sure to keep away from it.

Date: 2005-06-23 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p-dan-tic.livejournal.com
yes but moving where there's a huge footballism movment and then complaining about the local footballism = peonary

Date: 2005-06-23 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
You will note, however, that I have never covertly filmed the footballists, nor have I ever complained to the Met about it. This is because I regretfully accept them as a facet of the area. Said councillor and his cronies demonstrate no such awareness.

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Date: 2005-06-23 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publicansdecoy.livejournal.com
You chose to live maybe 500m from the Arsenal Club Shop!

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Date: 2005-06-23 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzled-anwen.livejournal.com
That's cos he secretly loves Arsenal, and he goes in there to fondle all the shirts and stroke the whatever the heck else they sell in there.

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Date: 2005-06-23 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Which is about a mile from the ground, thus proving my point regarding the prevalence of the infection.

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Date: 2005-06-23 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beingjdc.livejournal.com
I always though St. Trinian's started out as films, so there's what I know.

Date: 2005-06-23 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I'm not sure about the other films, but this one even has the original cartoons in the title sequence, just to make sure they're fresh in the memory and the film really has no chance to compete.

Date: 2005-06-23 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmunchkin.livejournal.com
But it has Alistair Sim in drag! And Joyce Grenfell! It's a masterpiece!

Date: 2005-06-23 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
No real gaggle of schoolgirls (or child actresses playing same) could ever capture the pure chaos of a St Trinian's bus, and no woman or man can accurately encapsulate their teachers. They're a distillation of humanity to its purest form - having mere humans trying to play those distillations is a doomed endeavour.

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Date: 2005-06-23 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icecoldinalex.livejournal.com
i'll read the above in a mo, but before i forget...

some utter f*cking rubbish for geeks there, marvellous.

Date: 2005-06-23 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregjames.livejournal.com
you're a sick man, Rob Britton. How do you find these things?

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R.e. Kinsey

Date: 2005-06-23 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icecoldinalex.livejournal.com
Baz, you have to break your 'no IMDB comments reading' rule just this one for this work of art! It must be hard indeed...

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Date: 2005-06-23 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I'm normally happy to lurk and read individual comments cherrypicked for my amusement - but imdb won't let me do so without registration. What does it say?

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Date: 2005-06-23 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icecoldinalex.livejournal.com
can homosexual men impregnate women ?
by - gradit7 (Sun Mar 27 2005 23:08:07 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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when homosexual men cannot have hard on women can they impregnate women ?
I mean they have to imagine about men first, and once their penises got hard, just penetrate it into the vagina ?
is it possible ?
thanks

Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
by - tiff_honey2 (Mon Mar 28 2005 14:03:35 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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How old are you? I'm curious because that is a naive question to be asking.
Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
by - gradit7 (Mon Mar 28 2005 17:32:49 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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please answer my question
thanks
you can email me at rpege7@yahoo.com
pleaase,
I appreciate your help

Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
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Are you serious?
Of course a man is still capable of impregnating a woman, regardless of his sexual orientation. Assuming he's fertile, he has sperm, even if he's gay.
Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
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I know
but if he doensnt'have hard on women,
how come he will ejaculate, and pour the sperm in to the vagina ?
Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
by - ahria (Tue Mar 29 2005 12:13:04 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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OK, since you obviously don't know much about sex (or you're kidding), let me educate you:
A man can masturbate and ejaculate into a container or a cup. He can then give his sperm to a woman who doesn't necessarily want to have sex with a man. This can happen when for instance two lesbian women want a baby. The woman then takes the container with the sperm in it and takes it to a fertility clinic, where a doctor injects the sperm into her vagina. Are you with me?
Personally I think you're kidding. You're 26! Where have you spent your life? In a convent?


Re: can homosexual men impregnate women ?
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what I meant is that, can gay men, ejaculate while having sex on women, and penetrate his penis into the vagina ?
can you imagine ? if you're gay, you don't have hard on women, then you lay on a woman, HOW can you make your penis hard and ejaculate ? it must be hard, musnt it ?

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Date: 2005-06-23 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/
Ooh I wish I'd seen Paxo taking his tie off. Grrr.

Date: 2005-06-23 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Well, we didn't actually see him take it off. He said he might as well give up, and reached for it, but then we cut to the front pages and once we cut back to him, it was off.

Date: 2005-06-23 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/
How teasing is that? He should be raped by a footballer.

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