2nd
12:06 pm

I'm eating high-fat, high-salt, loaded with additives

- 16 comments

4th
11:14 am

Going for the (sinus) burn

- 9 comments

7th
03:10 pm

I happen to like heterosexuality; it's just funnier.

- 4 comments

11th
10:25 am

It will shock you how much this didn't happen

- 22 comments

13th
11:01 am

All this, and a baked potato

- 10 comments

16th
11:14 am

I don't like the way their elephant looks at me when we make out.

- 5 comments

22nd
11:49 am

Yes, there's a child by my door on Google. What of it?

- 4 comments

24th
11:45 am

Your friends all say I'm a real bad guy, but you've not heard just what's been said about you

- 4 comments

26th
11:17 am

almost blatantly immemorial

- 10 comments

30th
03:11 pm

You can't tell me I'm the first general to get confused over which my army was

- 23 comments

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