alexsarll: (magneto)
...because there isn't a great deal on, and I have another one pretty much written up with Wot I Dun, and lovely [livejournal.com profile] xandratheblue was all retro and got me roped into one of those Five Questions businesses from days of yore.

1/A mad scientists give you to chance to die by super-evolved nuclear owl or nano-kitten-bots. Which do you choose?

Swarm of nanobots has to be quicker and less gory than being snacked on by an owl. Also, they would probably make the remains into something more useful than radioactive pellets.

2/Which velvet jacket?

ALL THE VELVET JACKETS. But I think the midnight blue one without the buttonhole is probably the most versatile.

3/Would you ever have sex with a robot? Would it depend on how much like a 'real' human it was, or you prefer it not to look like a real human?

Well, I wouldn't want to have sex with Robbie the Robot, but on the other hand something that was trying too hard to pass could get a bit uncanny valley (and wouldn't that be the perfect name for an android orifice?). But somewhere between the two could be very attractive. Or, of course, a fully convincing android a la Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner.
(I have previously mentioned the Björkbots in the 'All is Full of Love' video in this context. Turns out it hasn't aged too well, but I definitely wasn't the only person who was rather taken with that clip at the time)

4/If you were a girl for a day, what would you do? Would it make a difference whether you were a beautiful girl or not?

I imagine the main difference would be that, were I not beautiful, my day's activities - while broadly similar in character - would be undertaken solo.

5/Would you really want to rule the world?

Well, obviously there's part of me that would like my face carved on the Moon, but really? I think I'd rather be a shadowy Grand Vizier-type figure, pulling strings from behind the scenes but still able to go out in public, and without having to do the boring everyday stuff. More than that, even, I'd probably prefer someone actually civilised, like Iain M Banks' Culture, to come along and stop the self-destructive brats known as 'humanity' from playing with sockets and hot surfaces. I just want to be able to tootle around reading, and seeing people, and sitting in fields, without having to put up with mediaeval crap like work, and preventable diseases spread by religion, and the environment getting chewed up by fools. But if events fell such that accomplishing that were possible by way of my going all Authority on six billion morons' collective arse in the meantime, then I'd consider it pretty much a moral responsibility.
alexsarll: (howl)
You know when you feel like you somehow missed the weekend? Last weekend, I didn't get that. Between Batman and barbecue and British Bulldog, not to mention trees and croquet and dark secrets and lashings of ginger beer, I came as near as I've managed in a while to living without dead time. If I have a regret, it's not the demise of a long-serving shirt (it met as fine an end as any of us can hope for, and I've always been a great believer in the noble art of dying well) - it's just that I forgot to listen to 'The First Big Weekend of the Summer'.

I was introduced to the myth of John Kennedy Toole years back; though he wrote the scabrous, satirical romp of a very nearly Great American Novel that is A Confederacy of Dunces, he never lived to see it published - his suicide at least implicitly blamed on the publishers' rejection. What the myth never mentioned was that he'd written another book, The Neon Bible - and somehow when the Arcade Fire borrowed that name for their second album, I never learned the source. So when I saw a book by him, with that name, in a charity shop - well, no deliberation was needed.
I recently read The Neon Bible, and I now know why the myth omits it; it's bobbins. Forgivable bobbins - it's juvenilia, after all - but bobbins nonetheless. As a tale of hick life, it's pretty much a PG-rated And The Ass Saw The Angel, which is not what the world needs, is it now?

I've now moved on to something far more powerful - Greg Bear's latest, City at the End of Time. The jacket quotes big up his hard SF credentials, but the debts to Arthur C Clarke and Olaf Stapledon which that and the title imply - and make no mistake, they are massive - are easily equalled by the echoes of Wolfe's Book of the New Sun and Harrison's Viriconium. The grandfathers of slipstream, in other words - and not just in terms of the tone with which Bear describes that majestic, crumbling city in which the last humans live out their long, forgetful lives. For some of those last humans dream of a time long past, and in a Seattle which may or may not be our world's, three modern people dream of the future...
Which is not a technique I'd normally like, because it smacks too much of a targetted reader-identification character, and I almost always hate them - modern humans lower the tone. But whether or not Bear was nudged in this direction, he can carry it off, capturing that sense of entropy, captivity and impending doom so often remarked upon these days, offering an explanation for it. One which ties in everything from the Indonesian 'garden of Eden' to all those typos in books these days - and there was me thinking it was just laziness, illiteracy and cheapskate publishers.
(Though in City at the End of Time, I should note, I have yet to spot a single error bar one of those maddening American references to a paper apparently called the London Times. It is perversely, brilliantly well-edited for a product of this entropic age)

Doomsday is a very odd film. Neil "Dog Soldiers" Marshall clearly wanted to pay homage to some of his favourite films - Escape from New York, Mad Max, maybe even traces of Excalibur and Lord of the Rings. So he strung together a load of scenes which would fit in those films, and then decided to worry about it making sense later. And then forgot that bit. It's entertaining enough to watch once, with drinks, in company. And it at least explains how Rhona Mitra's so unflappable in Boston Legal - once you've fought feral cannibals and armoured executioners, even James Spader doesn't seem that scary. I'm a little puzzled as to why it needed to be set in the future, though - it portrays a horrifically overcrowded London where the public transport is at a standstill, and Glasgow reduced to a state of barbarian savagery, but that only needed the datestamp 'Saturday night'.

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