alexsarll: (bernard)
Alex ([personal profile] alexsarll) wrote2009-05-04 12:26 pm

Parenthetical

Well, after some pretty half-arsed efforts over the past hour or so, the rain looks to be picking up to a proper bank holiday level now, and any plans of sitting in the park are dissolving nicely in it; a game of Gloom would mark the day better than a dance around the maypole. Yesterday, though, was lovely; after 18 Carat Love Affair's set (including [livejournal.com profile] hospitalsoup's second best 'Pink Glove' cover) we fled Sexy Kid (remarkably, worse than their name suggests) and a definition of Britpop which encompassed Finley Quaye (though also, to their credit, Ultrasound's 'I'll Show You Mine') for Tavistock Square and the sun, from which it's a lovely walk through the backstreets to Fleet Street (why didn't I know London had a pub called The Knights Templar?) to Fleet Street, where Mr Punch serves ruinously tasty West Country cider, the rogue.

If you want to get overexcited about the new Grant Morrison multiverse comic, or just want to see a picture of Batman punching out Rorschach, click here.

(Anonymous) 2009-05-04 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
It says, if you have large penis, it will be easier for a woman to hold it with her hand, while she licks.

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, rude spam - this is a new departure, Lewis!

[identity profile] perfectlyvague.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
So my weather forecast turned out to be the equivalent of having my horoscope drawn up by a Mumbai astrologer.

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, some Librans will meet tall dark strangers that day.

And besides, it looks to be clearing up since I posted this.

[identity profile] perfectlyvague.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But grass is damp, I was right in calling Monday an unsuitable picnic day and lobbying for Saturday.

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I may have my quibbles with your methods, but your conclusion was sound.

[identity profile] perfectlyvague.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Was it really necessary for Dan to comment anonymously?

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
10/10

(Anonymous) 2009-05-04 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it means you don't really like vaginal sex?

(Anonymous) 2009-05-04 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you prefer fellatio than sexual intercourse?

(Anonymous) 2009-05-04 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
By licking your penis, my pussy will be teased so badly....
And will want it very much.

I like the idea, too.
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[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure your friends can spout rude non-sequiturs perfectly well if you ask them.

[identity profile] moleintheground.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)


All I can think about is sex.

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Because of the rude spam, or just because that 'tache really gets you going?

[identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally do not believe all this spam is 'spam' sarll!

I just saw Giles Brandreth 'comfort' a crying mayor. *fear*

Also more related to your post, the clouds outside my house look almost apocylptic. *moar fear*

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
I went for a wander anyway and found a wooden elephant.

(Anonymous) 2009-05-05 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Where was the wooden elephant? I saw a knight killing a sepent on my way to Carsmile's. I am cursing the death of my camera. I am going to have some pinhole fun this weekend tho.

[identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Are you pretending to be spam?

It was at the derelict community centre hidden behind the youth centre on top of Crouch Hill.

(Anonymous) 2009-05-05 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm being in a course but I'd be a cute spambot!

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