Happy New Year, readers

[alexsarll]

Bloody Mary: nasty piece of work as a monarch, but a truly wonderful thing as a beverage, particularly when consumed after a NYE on Archers & lemonade, which as well as getting you drunk leaves you feeling like you spent seven hours eating sweeties.

The new generation of mice seem not to have inherited the immunity to the poison which is still down. Evolutionarily interesting, and also quite handy in terms of simple mouse death.

"An intruder...was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor." The story does not record whether the intruder was met with a cry of "I SAY THEE NAY!" but I think we can safely assume so.

Comments

[baphomette.livejournal.com]

This is the second reference on my friendslsit to Thor this week; the trouble is that I can no longer picture Thor as anything other than stephens at Isabelle's gods-themed party. So I can only imagine this intruder-chaser was himself being chased, by a harem of random goddesses trying to paw at his thighs.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Somebody needs to get Ken Branagh a copy of that picture before he casts the film version.

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone still drinks Archers and lemonade, because I was talking about it to some Young People and they had never heard of it. Urgh, young people.

[xandratheblue.livejournal.com]

Some young people identify this as the gay drink ;)

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Slander and calumny!

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I suppose the same niche would be filled for them by these new-fangled alcopops.

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

the only advantage of alcopops is that they come in blue. i have not had anything more recent than a bacardi breezer and quite fancy the blue sort.

[ottah.livejournal.com]

Archers and lemonade...are you having a second childhood? :)

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I just didn't want to be the one who fell asleep in the corner and got written on! And indeed, I was comfortably beaten to that, so to that extent it was a good choice...

[angelv.livejournal.com]

Fucking mice. I'd stamp on their fucking heads if I could catch a glimpse of the greedy, shitting little cunts.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Word. I've yet to get any that way, but after my crushing one to death a while back, I did nearly manage to twat one with a Timothy Leary biography on NYE.