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Why do people I know see stories about mallard r@pe and think 'Hey, I know, I'll send that to Alex?"

Since Thursday my life has been a booze-fuelled rollercoaster ride. It was all great fun, but it was also a delight to step off the rollercoaster last night and be in my pyjamas by eight. Rushmore was pleasant enough but confirmed my suspicion that there's a certain disconnect between my sensibility and Wes Anderson's. I think I can see why some people are so fond of him but for my tastes he just tries a little too hard to be quirky while making films which, underneath the surface, are really rather conventional. I mean, I'll probably still see The Life Aquatic once, but I doubt I'll ever own one of his DVDs.
Most of the ads during the Shameless season finale were for albums by this year's fashionable bands*, but one of the exceptions is my new favourite ad. It's for one of those housewife magazines called Full House, and is soundtracked by what sounds like Madness, reprising 'Our House'. This is not why I love it. I love it because while the housewife is reading Full House, her husband gets beaten up by a guinea pig. Quality TV. Great Shameless too, though I was puzzled to see what looked very much like a Rammstein poster in Kev and Veronica's house.

There was an article in Saturday's Guardian about naturism (online version sans pictures, hence probably worksafe) which, in its accounts of attempts to build utopia just outside St Alban's, was very reminiscent of England's Lost Eden. It may surprise some people but I'm really not keen on the idea of naturism; it's difficult enough reading the signals as to whether someone's interested, so it must get really confusing when a sentence beginning "Let's get butt naked and..." can end "weed the allotment".

"Londoners could face water shortages within the next 10 years if Thames Water fails to tackle leakage and increasing demand.
In a report1 published today, the London Assembly’s Environment Committee reveals that the capital’s water loss through leakage is the highest in the country. Nearly 1,000 million litres of water per day were lost in 2003/042 - enough to fill 17 Olympic sized swimming pools every hour."
I can well believe it. Between the House Beautiful and the Tube there has been a water leak on a road junction for about a week now. In the middle of the road there's effectively a spring bubbling up through what was once tarmac, but now looks more like the under-pavement beach.

When Great Things Combine: Suicide Girls has a Grant Morrison interview.

Penny Broadhurst aka [livejournal.com profile] myfirstkitchen's poetry CD may not have been intended to confirm me in Friday's thoughts on poetry, but that's the effect it had. Most of the tracks have some instrumentation or production applied to bolster her voice; just as ancient poets accompanied themselves on the lyre, so Penny's accompanied on the studio, the instrument of this age. The observational stuff is good, but it's good within its genre; the real standouts are 'Rhythm Rebel' and in particular '8 Mile High', a track which seems to be even angrier than I am about how marginal poetry has allowed itself to become. In another piece Penny suggests teaming up with Simon Cowell to raise the standard of pop lyrics; it's certainly something I'd love to see attempted.

*And while I'm still not sold on the Kaiser Chiefs, their singer is rather hott.

Date: 2005-03-09 10:56 am (UTC)
innerbrat: (nerd)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
Especailly as I've known about the Mallard rape thing for months, now if not years...

Date: 2005-03-09 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
So had I!

I even know about frogs accidentally drowning goldfish while trying to ravish them.

I inferred an assumption was that I am more interested than I am, and less knowledgeable than I am, on the topic. Which offended me a little.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:01 am (UTC)
innerbrat: (wtf)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
I think I'd be offended as well. As it is, I've only seen two links on my friends page, and one of those was in [livejournal.com profile] _scientists_.

Date: 2005-03-09 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
Why do people I know see stories about mallard r@pe and think 'Hey, I know, I'll send that to Alex?"

Do you REALLY want me to answer this? :P

I am in love with the Kaiser Chiefs lead singer. He is lovely.

Date: 2005-03-09 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
He's like Alex Kapranos' fluffy little brother, isn't he?

Date: 2005-03-09 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
He is. My brother thought he was trying to be too Jarvis Cocker!!

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Date: 2005-03-09 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregjames.livejournal.com
You wear pyjamas?
Weirdo.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I am Finsbury Park's answer to Noel Coward, what do you expect?

Date: 2005-03-09 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregjames.livejournal.com
I know, I know but still.....pyjamas. They get in the way and get tangled and stuff.
Some people are odd.

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Date: 2005-03-09 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drasticsturgeon.livejournal.com
There is a veritable river flowing down Oxford Street this morning and Tottenham Court Road station was closed for most of the weekend 'due to flooding'. It seems like most things in London, especially transport related, that equipment is out-dated and failing all over the place and is just not being repaired and updated on time.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Indeed. This is the capital city of a G8 nation. It should not be quite so crumbly at the edges.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drasticsturgeon.livejournal.com
Crumbly can be pretty, but the practical stuff needs to be shiny and new.

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Date: 2005-03-09 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capitalflash.livejournal.com
1. i have the best pyjamas ever.
2. i usually hate naturalists, so i was disturbed that i was becoming a dirty hippy after reading that on sunday. then i remembered the namedropping of e. m. forster. i'm a sucker for things like that.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Um, naturalists != naturists...

I don't hate them, or dispute their right to wander around in the nuddy. It just really doesn't appeal to me.

Date: 2005-03-09 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 666inmyheart.livejournal.com
I too fancy the young gentleman out of The Kaiser Chiefs, as I admit on this morning's [livejournal.com profile] 666inmyheart. It is good to know I am not alone in this liking, even if I did not see the resemblance to my wonderful gorgeous wonky-jawed Alex K.

xx

Date: 2005-03-09 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Do you actually like his music too, though? If so I fear you may have a crucial advantage in any contest for his favours.

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Date: 2005-03-09 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
Mmmm.... Stuart M....

Where did you get that icon/picture from?

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Date: 2005-03-09 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theresnorain.livejournal.com
For some odd reason, the thought of you having pjs made me go AWH!

Date: 2005-03-09 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I am mainly being sweet because it perplexes [livejournal.com profile] sparklepbass, but if any other lesbians find it puzzlingly endearing, that's a bonus.

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Date: 2005-03-09 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
Mallard r@pe - because it seems so you.

Wes Anderson - for me it is all in the details in his films. I think you might like Bottle Rocket better. Slightly less quirky, but still got that edge. And it has jumpsuits! And a 50 year plan!

Naturalism - I'm surprised. Mind you I suppose with a shared flat it is more difficult than if one had one's own living space/garden. And I thought the signs would had been fairly obvious, or maybe that's just me...

Oh and while searching Google Image, this came up pretty close to the top when I typed in "Kaiser Chiefs"...

Date: 2005-03-09 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Presumably a fan of the footballists after whom they're named. Or just a 'blacking up' scandal waiting to happen.

I wish everyone would stop confusing naturalists and naturists, it's giving me mental images of David Bellamy naked and I can very much live without that.

Date: 2005-03-09 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moleintheground.livejournal.com
AARGH AARGH AARGH.

SUICIDE GIRLS NOT NOT NOT WORKSAFE.

Date: 2005-03-09 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Well, no, the site as a whole clearly isn't, but there's no rudery on that page!

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Date: 2005-03-09 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okborednow.livejournal.com
i'm convinced that suggs has fallen on hard times and actually sang the fullhouse/gerbil attacking advert jingle
xx

Date: 2005-03-09 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I'm fairly certain it is actually him. It's actually a step up from hosting Night Fever or whatever his Channel 5 show was called.

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