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10 things i've done that you probably haven't, without even the aid of filth:

1. Accidentally got a plenary indulgence, making me innocent in the eyes of the Catholic Church for all sins committed prior to autumn 2002.
2. Suffered sleep-deprivation hallucinations while watching a talk by Ken Clarke MP.
3. Thrown a paper aeroplane from the roof of Leith Hill Tower.
4. Been briefly visible in Sex: the Annabel Chong Story. Clothed.
5. Swum a width of an Olympic-size swimming pool underwater, in a lotus position, upside-down.
6. Been traduced on the website of a pro-Cuban communist group.
7. Been told to "stop being such a fvcking Romo" by [livejournal.com profile] simon_price.
8. Got stuck in a loop-the-loop while piloting a Chipmunk.
9. Killed a spider with each hand simultaneously, as though I were being directed by John Woo.
10. Read the whole of My Magic Life, the autobiography of the original David Devant.

The BBC has an overview of gonzo journalism, which features a quote from Julian Maclaren-Ross:
"Only beware of Fitzrovia," Tambi said... "It's a dangerous place, you must be careful."
"Fights with knives?"
"No, a worse danger. You might get Sohoitis you know."
"No I don't. What is it?"
"If you get Sohoitis," Tambi said very seriously, "you will stay there always day and night and get no work done ever. You have been warned."
Now, why the blazes would the condition be called Sohoitis when it applies to the other side of Oxford Street?


Woken Furies by Richard Morgan

After the near-future corporate satire Market Forces, Richard Morgan has returned to the Protectorate worlds he delineated in Altered Carbon and Broken Angels, a future where humanity has used the technology of the vanished Martians to colonise the galaxy, and consciousness is recorded on a spinal 'stack'. The benefit of this is that most forms of death become survivable, if you can afford another body; the drawback is that if you can be recorded, you can also be copied. Morgan's protagonist, Takeshi Kovacs, is the cynical veteran of an elite military unit. Returning to his home planet, he learns that he has made some powerful enemies - and they've enlisted the services of a younger copy of Kovacs.
As in Alan Moore's A Small Killing, Morgan uses a non-realistic genre as the ideal space in which to explore an eminently human concern: the worry as to what your younger self would think of you, and vice versa. Similarly, the backdrop against which Kovacs' story is set is one ripe with modern resonances but free of preachiness, as a planet simmers in angry resignation; Morgan can write passionately enough to convey revolutionary fervour, but is also smart enough to be aware of its drawbacks. It’s a familiar situation where it seems “as if politics was some kind of massive, capricious weather system you couldn’t do anything about”; the difference with the frustrated protestors of our own world is that Kovacs finds something which may just alter that. This convincing grip on the big picture is complemented by a rich and fantastical imagination, and a style which can appeal to both thriller and science fiction fans, without ever seeming compromised. This is a terrific book; the only problem is that it’s hard to know quite what Morgan can do for an encore.

Date: 2005-02-24 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
How did piloting a Chipmunk come about?

Date: 2005-02-24 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I was in the RAF Cadets at school.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
Ah. I regret not doing something similar. I used to really like planes.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Overall there was a lot more water polo than flying.

Date: 2005-02-24 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rentaghost31.livejournal.com
I'm assuming you might get Sohoitis in Fitzrovia because of your proximity to Soho. One would have thought that if one was in Soho one would already have contracted Sohoitis


or something


and wekll done on your 10 things - you eventually made it out of the loop the loop then?

Date: 2005-02-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Hmmm...that could be it, I suppose.

I didn't make it out myself. I heard the engine start to stall and said "You have control, sir". This was the accepted formula for handing control of the 'plane back to the officer, but I was perhaps a little more shrill than usual on this occasion.

Date: 2005-02-24 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tintintin.livejournal.com
It's because the Fitzrovia set basically spent all their daytime getting ratarsed in Fitzrovian pubs, then once time was called there, they scooted over to Soho, where the licensing laws allowed later openin hours.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklepbass.livejournal.com
number five - why?

Date: 2005-02-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
a) Why not?
b) It looks really freaky from above and does people's heads in. Always good for a laugh.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklepbass.livejournal.com
fair enough.
you must have big lungs...

Date: 2005-02-24 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Of course, it's only because I'm a boy that that doesn't sound dodgy...
I'd need a bit of practice before I could do it again, but I used to swim underwater quite a lot.

zeees muss bee undervaarter laahv

Date: 2005-02-24 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
Underwater swimming = teh bestest. As a youth I... actually this story is very gothic. I can't be bothered to tell it. I might tell you later if I can be bothered. Argh! Roll on 5.30.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklepbass.livejournal.com
me too. i wanted to be a mermaid when i grew up.
hmph.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiny-tear.livejournal.com
how did you do 4? i think i watched it on the telly but i didn't know you then...

Date: 2005-02-24 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
There's a bit of footage filmed at a Cambridge Union debate I attended in which she spoke. Germaine Greer also spoke, and made considerably less sense than Annabel - she was obsessed with home-made jam and a McDonalds ad campaign.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiny-tear.livejournal.com
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0765327/

Wow you have your own misspelt imdb entry!!!

Date: 2005-02-24 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Shouldn't you add some quotes?

Date: 2005-02-24 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I think they have to be quotes from actual films, not just my general wit & wisdom. And though I think I spoke briefly in the debate, that wasn't in the film.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
No, there are personal quotes on actors entries.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Really?

"By Thoth, what peonicity is this?" would probably be the favourite.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
Yeah in fact, you should add a mini-biography and trivia to it.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I think I shall leave that to my legions of fans.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Alas, that's not a unique achievement as [livejournal.com profile] martylog also has an erroneous entry on there.

Bless my former colleagues.

Date: 2005-02-24 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theresnorain.livejournal.com
Cor, I have the DVD of this - must look out for you.

Date: 2005-02-24 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
You will basically need to freeze-frame bits of the debate where you can see the audience.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamesward.livejournal.com
Aren't you lined up to be in the sequel to Sex: The Annabel Chong Story, in which you attempt to beat her record?

Date: 2005-02-24 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Ah, we already tried to do that one but forgot to put any film in the camera. Still, there are worse ways to spend a Sunday.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simon-price.livejournal.com
Oh, I've done No.7. Many times.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Schizophreniatastic!

But was it ever on the subject of Kettle Chips?

Date: 2005-02-24 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violentbec.livejournal.com
man, these lists depress me!

Date: 2005-02-24 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violentbec.livejournal.com
yay, at least it isnt' just me then!

Date: 2005-02-24 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] london-imp.livejournal.com
1) I havn't done anything exciting anyway, and 2)I probably wouldn't tell anyone!

Date: 2005-02-24 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violentbec.livejournal.com
i briefly considered writing 10 fantastic lies. but then i realised i couldn't be arsed.

Date: 2005-02-24 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I'm sure you could compile one from Wisconsin and Catholic stuff alone!

Date: 2005-02-24 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violentbec.livejournal.com
not really. wisconsin catholics have pretty much the same experiences.

Date: 2005-02-24 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Sorry, I forgot you have hometown friends on your friendslist!

I still reckon there must be something, though.

Date: 2005-02-24 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guntrip.livejournal.com
Now, why the blazes would the condition be called Sohoitis when it applies to the other side of Oxford Street?

I thought of that as well.

Date: 2005-02-25 12:16 pm (UTC)
innerbrat: (sex)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
You couldn't do it with the aid of filth.

*points at your flist*

Date: 2005-02-25 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I doubt there'd be a whole 10, but there's at least a couple of things I suspect are fairly unique.

Date: 2005-02-25 12:20 pm (UTC)
innerbrat: (sex)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
I'm doing mine right now, and I know I can't, because most of the people I've done it with are here.

Date: 2005-02-25 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Yeah, there is that too...

Still, knowing people who share so many...interests is a good thing, right?

Date: 2005-02-25 12:28 pm (UTC)
innerbrat: (sex)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
That's debatable.
I like my interests not italicised nowadays.

Date: 2005-02-25 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Ah, interests!

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