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Thanks to a heads-up from spelling martyr [livejournal.com profile] strange_powers, I am now in possession of the 2-disc American DVD of Anchorman. And it turns out that my DVD player was Region 1 capable all along, it just didn't know it. I am choosing to regard this not only as good news in itself, but as foreshadowing for the point in the story where I finally work out what my superhuman powers are.
Wake-Up Ron Burgundy [sic] isn't so much the sequel it claims to be, as an alternate version. Clearly they were just having so much fun filming that they kept on going and wedged it all together into semi-coherent, loosely plotted movies afterwards. Essentially, if you liked Anchorman you will like this too; and if you didn't, you won't, but since you are clearly a bad person, I hope you end up watching it anyway. Also, Chuck D is in it.

Some people complain about supermarket loyalty cards. These people are, for the most part, not acclimatised to modern life. They fear The Man knowing what they're doing in and of itself. In Tesco I pondered whether I needed any spreadable butter, but decided that it could wait 'til the next shop. At the counter, with my receipt, I got a clubcard voucher for money off spreadable butter. The computer knows exactly how long it takes me to get through a tub of butter, and gives me a coupon when I need another one. How can this be a bad thing?

12 Angry Men's one of those films I should probably have seen sooner. Its reputation is richly deserved, and I enjoyed it all the more for it being a message movie that didn't overstate its message. There's no epilogue where we see another killer brought in for the crime, not even any mention of another suspect. We know for certain that the film ends with a murderer at large, and it may well be the defendant Henry Fonda has just fought so hard to acquit. But the point is that they couldn't prove that beyond reasonable doubt, because the witnesses were confused or self-aggrandising and the defence lawyer couldn't give a toss. This is not a film about how the legal system serves justice; it's a film about the exact nature of the lesser evil with which we content ourselves. And then add in the reality that most jury rooms probably don't have a Henry Fonda (who, in his white suit, could almost be a Frank Capra angel - especially since, like the other jurors, he spends most of the film nameless, somehow abstract), that in most juries those hesitant 'guilty' hands would have stayed up, that most Lee J Cobbs don't have their final moment of crisis and redemption...it's all very unsettling. I wonder how deliberate that was?

I always thought of dingy pubs and shady alleyways as the best place to arrange a hit, but this tragic individual seems to have set up a Livejournal expressly to solicit the deaths of [livejournal.com profile] nicklocking and [livejournal.com profile] anw. It's an innovative approach, I'll give him that.

The Vichy Government and The Free French play the Water Rats tonight. Vichy are on first, at 8.30; are there any pubbing plans between 6.30 and then? Because going home and then out again seems like a bit of a faff.

Date: 2005-02-15 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
Well, I'm planning on Calthorpe Arms just down the road because going home and then out again seems like a bit of a faff. GHATOASLABOAF?

Date: 2005-02-15 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Is that one of the more obscure deities of the Cthulhu Mythos?

I am unfamiliar with this Calthorpe Arms of which you speak.

Date: 2005-02-15 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
It's just further down Grays Inn Road: fap link. (Although my friends are changing their minds now and want somewhere central-ish - would that do you?)

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfectlyvague.livejournal.com
You see money off spreadable butter as progress, I see it as doom.

Date: 2005-02-15 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
How so?

If I could see it as Doctor Doom, that would be even better, of course. "You dare offer olive-based spreads to DOOM?"

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 666inmyheart.livejournal.com
Kool Keith is promoting butter substitute products now? My he's come down in the world, hasn't he?

xx

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wardytron.livejournal.com
What if the computer breaks its programming, like in Westworld, and it starts pursuing you through an imaginary wild west theme park in the future, determined to hunt you down and kill you?

Date: 2005-02-15 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
If it's trying to kill me with spreadable butter, I reckon I can take it.

Date: 2005-02-15 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfrost.livejournal.com
What if it gives you 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 tokens for spreadable butter and you die under the weight? Oh that's just reminded me of a Larry Niven short story...

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamesward.livejournal.com
What if the computer breaks its programming, like in Westworld, and it starts pursuing you through an imaginary wild west theme park in the future, determined to hunt you down give you money off spreadable butter?

Date: 2005-02-15 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
The only problem might be if the shops in the Wild West theme park put a premium on authenticity and didn't stock spreadable butter, leaving my coupons ironically useless.

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wardytron.livejournal.com
Other types of butter should make more of a point of being unspreadable. "Guaranteed to rip any bread to shreds". "Rock hard when refrigerated". "Obsolete".

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Date: 2005-02-15 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfrost.livejournal.com
Twelve Angry Men would definitely make it into my favourite films top ten, were I forced to choose one.

I am going home before the jig ftb I just bloody want to, okay?

Date: 2005-02-15 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Ah, ignore irate comment in prior reply to you, then.

I don't know if I'd go that far yet but yes, 'tis damn fine.

And you finish work earlier than I do, don't you?

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Date: 2005-02-15 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmarcpi.livejournal.com
Am undecided on Vichy but will probably be nicking a swift half or two in the Great Portland Street area around 6pm-ish (in anticipation of collecting some CDs to review) if you're at a dangerously loose end.

Date: 2005-02-15 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
See above for pub plans - though I don't even finish here until 6.

Date: 2005-02-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnnybrolly.livejournal.com
Can I just say that ordinary break-yer-cracker type butter is superior to spreadable butter for the very good reason that it tastes much better than spreadable butter? I can? Good.

Date: 2005-02-15 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
It does taste a bit better, but I think the degree of tastingbetterness is offset by the degree of extra faff.

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Date: 2005-02-15 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
The Vichy Government remind me of something... but I can't think what... what's the sound?

Date: 2005-02-15 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
The only comparison I can ever make with any comfort is the more antisocial bits of Soft Cell.

re vichy

Date: 2005-02-15 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
Wah! Stupid course! :(

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Obviously I am full of sp@zz

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Date: 2005-02-15 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capitalflash.livejournal.com
i threw a small strop yesterday when i found that i couldn't add the 2 disc edition to my amazon wish list. b#stards.

Date: 2005-02-15 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I got it from cd-wow.com

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