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People who enjoyed last night, or would like to go another time, or simply have nothing better to do with the Internet: mail loveyourenemies@gmail.com so we can join all the viagra, p0rn and Rolex merchants in your spam folder. And yes, I'm very sorry about getting the venue address wrong.

On Friday I was reading back through my old entries, and increasingly understanding the Urge to Delete (though obviously I was not goth enough to succumb). The worst was that exactly a year before, I had been reading an Iris Murdoch novel. As I am now. There was no conscious decision on my part, I've never particularly thought of her as a 'February writer' or anything - I'm clearly just far more an(nu)al than I'd supposed.
A year before that, of course, 'I' was wondering how to turn tATu.

Thought: the Beastie Boys were once a thoroughly entertaining novelty/party whiteboy hip hop act. Does this mean that in a decade, Goldie Lookin' Chain will be tireless and slightly over-worthy political activists? Man, I wish the Beasties had gone with their original plan and called their first album Don't Be A Faggot. It might have stopped them getting quite so serious.

The Guardian asked a noted blogger to write a diary of blogging. Is that idea worthy of Sterne, or just deeply stupid?

The Line of Beauty is done; strange to think that a novel of the Eighties now counts as 'historical fiction'. I'm also wondering whether it counts as alternate universe fiction if one of your central characters is an MP who didn't exist. But then, that makes all fiction alternate universe fiction. I digress. It's a fine book, and if Hollinghurst's capitalists seem grotesque, his socialists are petulant and naive; I fear that in neither case is there as much caricature as one might hope. My one real objection is that in all three books of his I've read, there is a sense that any straight male (or at least any young and attractive one) can at least temporarily lapse into gayness, but the reverse never happens; insatiable as they are, none of his queers is ever tempted by a girl.
Also, has anyone else ever heard the term 'bumshoving'? I thought a combination of eighties playground, boys' school and Viz had taught me every bvggery euphemism going, but apparently not.


The Whole Equation by David Thomson is published in hardback by Little, Brown priced £22.50. Available February 14th.

David Thomson's latest book is described as "A History of Hollywood", but this only begins to describe it. It's also an economy, an aesthetics, a philosophy of Hollywood. It's an idiosyncratic book, at least as much a personal credo as a textbook, but it still does an admirable job of explaining how the American film industry works. For the most part the explanations are clear enough that the interested novice can follow them, but Thomson (renowned for his Biographical Dictionary of Film) is expert enough that even those familiar with the subject will learn much. Admittedly there are passages when one cannot explain quite what is being said, but still somehow feels that one is learning something; even here, though, it is more that Thomson's style approaches poetry than that it is merely incoherent.
Interestingly for a man so devoted to film, he is very much aware of its limitations; unfavourable comparisons to other artforms, particularly the novel, are frequent. But this is simply because he has a grand vision of cinema's potential, a potential he seems to believe it has barely begun to fulfil, and from which it has sometimes turned in the wrong direction; a key lament is for the replacement of "better than life" Technicolor with cheaper, inferior colour processes. This is not to say that he is a slave to well-worn canons, or has a blind fascination for old films over new; early movies regarded by many as masterpieces are, to Thomson, only "something on the way to art", and the Lord of the Rings films are among the modern work he enjoys. "I don't believe anyone has ever tried to explain movies this way", says Thomson at one point, but it would be a fair comment in almost every chapter of this magnificent, unique book.

Date: 2005-02-07 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregjames.livejournal.com
Aha! So I didn't write down 259 in error then!

Date: 2005-02-07 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
No, I did. There may be a moral to this, but damned if I can work it out. Something to do with the cobbler's barefooted children, probably.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregjames.livejournal.com
Maybe you need to send one out to chavvy parts of london on recon? If a barefooted cobblers child can survive then it must be safe. or something.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
And if not - who cares anyway?

Date: 2005-02-07 02:39 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-07 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
My one real objection is that in all three books of his I've read, there is a sense that any straight male (or at least any young and attractive one) can at least temporarily lapse into gayness, but the reverse never happens; insatiable as they are, none of his queers is ever tempted by a girl.

*nods*

I hate the whole double standard/labels thing. People are who they are and that is it.

The only mainstream writer who I can think of who has done "queer goes with a girl" is Russell T. Davies with Bob & Rose...

*sigh*

Date: 2005-02-07 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
That was (unusually for ITV drama) ace. But then Doctor Who veterans are usually to be trusted.
I also liked the proof that Jessica Stevenson can play parts which aren't variations on Daisy - something the people behind that dreadful According to Bex obviously chose to ignore.
Wasn't there a dreadful Madonna film which had her ending up in bed with Rupert Everett, though?

Date: 2005-02-07 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
Was he actually a gay in that though?

Date: 2005-02-07 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Yes, there was even a charming scene where he tries to see the appeal of a woman who isn't Rose but just ends up staring at her boyfriend's @rse.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
oh dear. i bet madonna loves the idea of turning gays. tbh i think the whole thing is mainly because being a gay man has such a community aspect to it. Like you'd be betraying the boys by admitting you actually fancy girls. See men who are basically bisexual who describle themselves as gay as if the women they had slept with didn't count.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
...and who also describe some of the men they've slept with as straight. Yes, I know the type.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pippaalice.livejournal.com
I thought you might. ;)

I do know you so very well. Sarah Beth wasn't sure what you were saying last night and I was translating. Oh god! :P

Date: 2005-02-07 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
Yes! Most definitely. I remember watching QaF for the first time back in 1999 and being completely bowled over by how great, funny and well... just plain human the writing was. So I was all excited when Bob & Rose was announced; watching it was a complete pleasure (loved the while James Bond sub-plot!).

And Jessica Stevenson deserves so much more as an actress. Did you catch Tomorrow, La Scala! when it was on BBC2? I must admit I haven't seen According to Bex yet, but I'm getting the impression that I am better off not watching it... Looking on IMDB she has something new out soon as well so hopefully that should show everybody....

And yes! but I was talking about pieces which have a half decent plot line and actors who can act... ;)

Date: 2005-02-07 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I like Rupert Everett!

And yes, pretend Bex doesn't exist, really.

Date: 2005-02-07 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazyjayne.livejournal.com
*MMmmmmm.... Owen*

OK, alright... Rupert was OK in... The Madness of King George... and Shrek 2... :)

Date: 2005-02-07 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dumbgenius.livejournal.com
Tomorrow, La Scala! was notable for Jessica Stevenson being quite good in it, and that's about all I remember.

Date: 2005-02-07 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capitalflash.livejournal.com
have you watched that christina ricci film 'the opposite of sex'? same sort of thing.

Date: 2005-02-08 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
That film really disappointed me. "I don't have a heart of gold, and I don't get one in the end" - SHE LIES!
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
To coin a phrase, 'I'm With Stupid'!

Best bumming phrase = "riding the choo choo train to bumhaven".

Or should that be "chi chi train"?

I just don't know anymore.
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
The name of the comment notification mail told me, straight off, that this would be from you.
I thought she seemed perfectly pleasant, myself.
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
Yet the name is up there with 'Jasper Buckaroo' in my head.

Date: 2005-02-07 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappuccino-kid.livejournal.com
Numbers on buildings make everything unnecessarily compliacted. Next time we say 'Beside Tesco's, Bethnal Green Road'.

Date: 2005-02-07 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Agreed. Is the number on the March flyers that were out last night?

Date: 2005-02-07 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capitalflash.livejournal.com
ad rock from the beasties started going out with kathaleen hannah about eight years ago. this is essentially the whole reason for their big change methinks.

Date: 2005-02-08 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I never knew that. I wonder if oldskool fans think of her as the Beastie Boys' Yoko?

(It would be appropriate since Yoko > Beatles)

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