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Have you seen those new mobile ads? (I have one at each end of my daily Tube journey, because I'm a key demographic.) Have you realised that the consumer is Nathan Barley? New Chris Morris/Charlie Brooker/Boosh telegoodness - coming soon.

Newsnight read out some excerpts from Iraqi blogs last night. And you know what? They were *rubbish*. Not one humorous Oh, Ali! incident involving a socially awkward execution. None of them were even moved enough by the circumstances to exclaim 'OMG!'. Though is it 'OMA!' in Islamic countries?

This was after I returned home from the dress rehearsal of the new Kevin Spacey play, National Anthems. As a script, it's not a great play; the domestic idyll undermined by the awkward guest is old news, and this time the points don't go much beyond 'American football is better than owning lots of posh stuff', which is demonstrably false. But the performances...Kevin Spacey is a great actor, we all know that. But though I've never heard of Mary Stuart Masterson or Steven Weber, they're far more than foils. The latter in particular is very good, somewhere between an American Toby Stephens and Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman. I wouldn't want to watch an am-dram version of this play, but with these it's top stuff, and much funnier than the blurb makes it sound.

Channel 4 had Jacques Peretti narrating a rather droll documentary about seventies British blue movies, which among its other charms introduced [livejournal.com profile] michael_winner with the line "Calm down dear, it's only a documentary!" As well as the standard shots of a gormlessly flustered Robin Askwith it made mention of such 'classics' as The Yellow Teddybears (based on a rumour of girls who wore the golly badges from Robinson's marmalade once they'd lost their virginity) and The Wife Swappers ("A GAME of MUSICAL CHAIRS - with BEDS!"), which starred Captain Bird's Eye. Oh, and Christopher Biggins. What kind of warped mind puts him in a sex film?

Tonight: The Vichy Government and luxembourg play the Windmill in Brixton. Yes, a show enticing enough that I'm heading south of the river for the second night in a row.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missfrost.livejournal.com
Yeah someone posted a pic of that ad on Sunday, and I go past one at London Bridge. It's absolutely fantastic.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I was completely taken in until I saw the name.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publicansdecoy.livejournal.com
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Uday Hussein trapped in a ticket barrier?

-x-

Date: 2005-02-01 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Yeah, didn't he have everyone who'd seen it happen executed and the staff tortured first?

Date: 2005-02-01 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misterbiggins.livejournal.com
What can I say darling? Times were hard, I needed the money...

Date: 2005-02-01 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
I am by turns optimistic and dreading the return of Nathan Barley. At first I wasn't at all optimistic but I must admit to laughing at the trailers. I am expecting an undemanding Morrisish romp, but fear it may fall foul of the Monkey Dust type of satirising the autosatirising.

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Thing is, Morris isn't just about the satire - his deftness with language is funny in its own right. The composite words &c on the poster are funny even without being yoked to digs at Hoxton.

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atommickbrane.livejournal.com
I know, but will it be enough to save REALLY bad satire? I am actually considering looking at teh Momus LJ to see if he's done an "essay" on this as he is really ACTUALLY N. Barley.

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Date: 2005-02-01 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnnybrolly.livejournal.com
Hey! Those words are in the style of Unnovations. Is that not Brooker?

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icecoldinalex.livejournal.com
i'm surprised you don't know mary stuart-masterson, as i'd figured you'd have seen this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109198/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmFkIGdpcmxzfGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=2;ft=24;fm=1

that said, i don't know why i figure that... girls and guns maybe? who can say...

Date: 2005-02-01 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Admittedly, it does have Drew Barrymore, and guns, which would normally sell me. But, it also has Andie Macdowell, and that's the main reason I haven't seen it.

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] big-trend.livejournal.com
Mary Stuart Masterson is the most underrated of the Not Quite Brat Pack actresses and one of my teen heartthrobs. She is wonderful in Fried Green Tomatoes, Chances Are, Catholic Boys and Some Kind Of Wonderful. I can't believe she is a play on the London stage! Yippee! Tell me does she play a lezzer.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
If she did she'd be a frustrated one, since she's the only actress in the piece. But she does wear quite a short dress, and at least one acquaintance of mine got to see her knickers during the course of the performance.

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icecoldinalex.livejournal.com
aaah, fried green tomatoes... i had such a crush on mary louise parker when i was a bairn...
good film, too!

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rentaghost31.livejournal.com
I watched the blue movie documentary. I can't believe how crap that michael winner film was - yes lots of breasts bouncing there, amrvellous. It did seem to be followed by a rather disturbing documentary on Linda Lovelace though. brrrr scary.
I watched look around you - which was ace and reminded me of all the crap 1970's tv shows that were on around teatime when i was a kid. The ghost of Tchaikovsky lives!

Date: 2005-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
It's not as if that was the only one that looked crap, though!

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Date: 2005-02-01 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elethe.livejournal.com
Stephen Weber was the lead in Jeffrey and was also Leo Bloom in The Producers when I saw it on Broadway.

Wasn't Mary Stuart Masterson in Benny and Joon?

Date: 2005-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
The Bloom role's the main one people seem to mention in connection with him, yes. Though looking at his filmography I was more impressed by Duckman.

Date: 2005-02-01 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rentaghost31.livejournal.com
yes she was! i knew there was another film she was in. She was great in B&J

Date: 2005-02-01 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martylog.livejournal.com
Mary Stuart Masterson was in one of the finest films of all time: Catholic Boys (listed on IMDB under the rubbish title Heaven Help Us for some reason - but we all know how reliable the IMDB is, don't we?)

Date: 2005-02-01 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Frankly, wanting to be both Martin White III and Martin White IV is a bit greedy...

Date: 2005-02-01 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmarcpi.livejournal.com
Brooker's Screen Burn has been the best thing about Saturday's The Guide for ages now. There's a Guardian book compiling all of them I keep meaning to buy.

(Whilst I remember, if you have any concise PR-type info regarding your club night - details, manifesto, playlist etc - then by all means forward them to me and I will ensure that the night gets bigged up in the daily email music newswire I write for. It'll reach lots of people in the music/media industry, mind, so if you don't want that sort of filth attending...)

From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES
Receive Holy Communion from Fr. Jamie Manners, Fr. Johnny Valentine, Sister Val and His Holiness Alex Sarll in an evening of music by: Adam Ant, Always, Associates, Auteurs, Beach Boys, Carpenters, Chic, Denim, Dexys, Divine Comedy, Duran, Dusty, Fosca, Four Tops, Gene Pitney, Gol Gappas, Human League, Jacques Brel, Josef K, Kid Creole, King of Luxembourg, Magnetic Fields, Microdisney, Momus, Monochrome Set, Morrissey, Orange Juice, Passage, Prefab Sprout, Pulp, Roxy Music, St Etienne, Sandie Shaw, Scott Walker, Shock-Headed Peters, Spandau, Style council, Supremes, Would-Be-Goods
Sunday 6 February at The Pleasure Unit, 259 Bethnal Green Road (Bethnal Green Tube), 7pm-12pm. Admission: free. All denominations welcome.

Date: 2005-02-01 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tintintin.livejournal.com
I feel like changing my name to Synthesiser Patel.

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