sex-for-booze scandal at bad girls jail
Jan. 27th, 2005 04:41 pm(I'm still at a loss as to how that's a scandal, given either booze-for-sex or sex-for-booze sounds like a good deal to me, so long as it's not beer)
Tonight, Radio 4, 6.30PM - Stewart Lee interviews Alan Moore. They've cut an hour's interview down to 30 minutes, which will doubtless include all the bumph explaining the basics of comics, but it should still be worth a listen.
Regular readers may remember my argument with some communists over the listing for a Cuba solidarity night. Turns out they've written it up online too, bless them! They correctly identify me as arrogant, malicious and part of "the forces of social democracy" but I do resent the charge of 'ignorance'. Still, the fool's reproach is a kingly title, and all that.
A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead..."My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
Yeah, *right*. If I don't like a film, it normally lasts 20 minutes, maybe less. Yet they manage the whole thing and then complain? Hypocrites until proven otherwise, methinks.
As I'd expected, the KY ad was indeed shown during Shameless. Free samples here!
Tonight, Radio 4, 6.30PM - Stewart Lee interviews Alan Moore. They've cut an hour's interview down to 30 minutes, which will doubtless include all the bumph explaining the basics of comics, but it should still be worth a listen.
Regular readers may remember my argument with some communists over the listing for a Cuba solidarity night. Turns out they've written it up online too, bless them! They correctly identify me as arrogant, malicious and part of "the forces of social democracy" but I do resent the charge of 'ignorance'. Still, the fool's reproach is a kingly title, and all that.
A devout Baptist couple who bought a Doris Day DVD from a supermarket were shocked to find a sex film instead..."My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
Yeah, *right*. If I don't like a film, it normally lasts 20 minutes, maybe less. Yet they manage the whole thing and then complain? Hypocrites until proven otherwise, methinks.
As I'd expected, the KY ad was indeed shown during Shameless. Free samples here!
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:47 pm (UTC)K-Y advert caused me great distress. Something about the look on the woman's face combined with the supposed warming properties of the advertised substance. Made me think of Deep Heat on the bollocks. Bad combination, that.
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:52 pm (UTC)Made me think of Deep Heat on the bollocks
Date: 2005-01-27 05:01 pm (UTC)Alex: I love the write up by the communists. Wonderful. ;P
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:10 pm (UTC)Back to the drawing board baz...
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:25 pm (UTC)Plus, half the time even when I do detail what's happened to me in traditional fashion, my readers assume I'm being oblique or simply insane.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:32 pm (UTC)http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=6950943&Mytoken=20050127093105
I'm quite sure he would bring you a doner kebab if you asked nicely.
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:57 pm (UTC)Social Communists, on the other hand ... eh. I shall be over here in the corner with some cheapo plonk, staring whistfully into the distance.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:02 pm (UTC)I think you could describe something like Iain M Banks' Culture (pretty much my ideal society) as communist, but only because it's clearly not capitalist or feudal. I think really, the word is now just too tainted by association with twentieth century fvck-ups.
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Date: 2005-01-27 06:10 pm (UTC)Pretty much - it does tend to conjour up a) the Soviet Union and b) wanky arts students
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:53 pm (UTC)Ooh, what a namecheck you've got there.
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:56 pm (UTC)*made him stumble around a lot and then get the wrong bus
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Date: 2005-01-27 04:58 pm (UTC)The only time a superior has ever told me to change a listing, style points aside, was when I described Baxendale as the best new band in Britain.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:20 pm (UTC)New Bassist Needed anyone?
I thought exactly the same about that Metro story by the way.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:22 pm (UTC)ACE!!!
" "Some topless young women appeared and started talking in Italian... it's not what you expect from a Doris Day film," Mr Leigh-Browne said. "
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... *shakes head*
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