Feel so sure about our love I'll write a song about us breaking up

Today is my first Friday at work since October 15th. Absence has emphatically not made the heart grow fonder.

Habits form quickly, don't they? If I'd been out every night this week I'd probably have headed for the pub last night too. Instead I spent another night in watching other people's DVDs.

( The Servant )

( Sapphire and Steel )

Mark Gatiss' new radio comedy Nebulous was fairly amusing, but trying to follow programmes on the radio is such a faff that I'll probably just wait for the TV version like I usually do.

If anyone's at a loose end on Sunday, my third favourite magazine is having a launch party at the Strongroom in Sh*r*d*tch. Free in, Simon Bookish live, various livejournalistas and Anthony from Jack on the decks.

We are timeless - you are dead

Jerry Springer - the Opera is on BBC2 at 10pm tomorrow, unless of course they cave in to the demands of 15,000 morons such as the fellow in that picture. Be sure to watch or tape it!