All men are b@st@rds who like to play with guns

Last night's worryingly plausible idea: the limitless benevolence of the christians' god is akin to that of a well-meaning but useless social worker. "Well, I know he does have some issues with the whole gas chamber business, and I'm hoping we can work on that, but look how neat his moustache is! I think that taking care of himself like that is very promising.

Too. Much. Wine.

The World Health Organisation's director for Chronic Diseases and Health Promotion is a real Beaglehole.

Genetically-engineered torturer-for-hire Lobster Random is one of the best characters 2000AD have introduced in recent years. But I never suspected he had so much in common with beingjdc.

He is a retiring soul and will probably not thank me for the publicity, but I recommend the thoughts of dr_shatterhand to my readers.

Is there a rendezvous planned for the David Devant show tonight?

Wise words from the GLC

"It's very important to live the dream. Roscoe P lives the dream, that's why he wakes up with in the morning with words written on his face."
-Dwain Xain

FAO Devant gig-goers

The O'Neills Is Closed
Suggest relocation to Old Red Lion where the other party will be anyway.