Attention Peons!!! Now YOU Can Learn Barryism

Barry "Stephens!!! Stop gawking at the women's tennis and pay attention!! I have prepared an interesting curio which I believe will both enlighten and delight my dear rapt attentive readership. Would you be so good as to transcribe it for the hapless peons?"

Stephens, wearily "Yes, Barry Sir"

(under breath) "F###ing a###hole"

Barry "Eh? What in chunder was that?"

Stephens "Ahem, nothing Sir, bit of a cough"

Barry "I see. Imbibe some Lemsip and knuckle down to the task at hand!!! Transcribe my 'Learn Barryism' notes and don't make any snide alterations to the text yest ye fancy a booting!"

Stephens, plotting "Hmmm, of course, Barry..."

( Learn Barryism! )

( Lesson One: 'How Can I', 'Beautiful', 'Fandango'  )