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Are We Not Men? No, We Are Barry!
Apr. 1st, 2003 11:07 amIncompetent schlubbery!!
It seems that some of you fumbleheaded droogs are still wrapping your single celled booze addled brains around the great evolution/creation debate. As ever, let Barry Sarll explain the mysteries to you.
It's quite simple: the Human Race was seeded several millenia ago when I, Barry Sarll, niftily sidestepped Chronos and went back in time to sh@g a particularly fragrant ape.
Which would account for the entire history of the human race being a shallow unwashed version of mine own. And why I am, as ever, your natural superior.
I beleive the ancient Sumerians worshipped me as somewhat of a God, something which the abominable cancerous march of modern religion and substandard hacks like Darwin have keenly sought to conceal from the knowledge of you unwashed peons.
Now let's have no more of this tattle! Stephens, dispatch a team of workmen to the deepest depths of the Brazilian jungle and uncover some of my ancient temples!
It seems that some of you fumbleheaded droogs are still wrapping your single celled booze addled brains around the great evolution/creation debate. As ever, let Barry Sarll explain the mysteries to you.
It's quite simple: the Human Race was seeded several millenia ago when I, Barry Sarll, niftily sidestepped Chronos and went back in time to sh@g a particularly fragrant ape.
Which would account for the entire history of the human race being a shallow unwashed version of mine own. And why I am, as ever, your natural superior.
I beleive the ancient Sumerians worshipped me as somewhat of a God, something which the abominable cancerous march of modern religion and substandard hacks like Darwin have keenly sought to conceal from the knowledge of you unwashed peons.
Now let's have no more of this tattle! Stephens, dispatch a team of workmen to the deepest depths of the Brazilian jungle and uncover some of my ancient temples!
