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[alexsarll]

Of course, the whole idea of awakening the wolves that will eat the Sun come Ragnarok early, but keeping them leashed so they only have a nibble, isn't my only option to deal with this accursed heat. Does anyone remember what became of the Hand of Omega after it destroyed Skaro's sun? Is it still in East London?

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[jamesward.livejournal.com]

Has peacockpunk taken over your journal again?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Remember, it was mostly based in my actual traits. And once I realised how popular that version of me was, it made sense to follow the market - I would have thought you'd approve?

[thermaland.livejournal.com]

Are you going to get shot again then?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Yes, but this time the bullet will bounce off as it surely should have last time!

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

Can we test this theory please?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

This has definite potential for Gawain and the Green Knight-style hilarity.

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

If I knew what the hell Gawain and the Green Knight was, I'd probably agree.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I almost made a joke about how that hadn't been made into a teen-oriented dramedy so you probably wouldn't know what I was talking about, but decided not to be so mean. I'm such a fvcking hippy sometimes.

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

I can't help it if I'm not a f#cking geek, can I?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Yes, but whereas the original post's reference was geeky, this concerns one of the founding texts of English literature, so it's not so much that you're a geek as that you're an utter prole.

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

Meh, "one of the founding texts of English literature". Is it written by Mickey Spillane? No, it isn't, so I'm not interested.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

You're such a beaglehole.

[nicklocking.livejournal.com]

Didn't they bury it in a grave or something?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

It definitely started out in a coffin - did it end up back in there, then? Worryingly, the second Google result for "hand of omega" is "Hand relief. Word: Word. Hand relief is a euphemism..."

[nicklocking.livejournal.com]

Now my brain is telling me they did a LAST CRUSADE-esque stow-away-in-innocent-packing-crate with it. Damn!

[icecoldinalex.livejournal.com]

[geek] RAIDERS, matey. [/geek]
oh, it's not that hot surely to goodness? it's great here, there are actually breezes - i shudder to think how grim melton is at this point... still air AND a petfood factory behemoth looming overhead! yum!

[nicklocking.livejournal.com]

Shit. Indy faux pas!

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Apparently it returned to Gallifrey but we never actually saw that...

[nicklocking.livejournal.com]

More importantly, how fucking hot was Ace? Man, I used to fancy her.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. Especially when she was in men's formal clothes for Ghost Light. It's a great pity the New Adventures version where she becomes a total psycho slut never made it to the screen.

[razorcheekbones.livejournal.com]

total psycho slut

Face it Baz, you do have a type after all.

[atommickbrane.livejournal.com]

OH YUCK! I am so pleased to say YOURS! I'll stick with Romana 2 thangyewvery much.

Anyway Skaroth >>>>> Skaro.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say no to either Romana, but Ace is the best of the best.

[atommickbrane.livejournal.com]

No no no no no no no no NO, sorry Barry but that's either madness or blindness or madblindness!!

No-one ever remembers lovely Scottish Fraser do they? Well, I like him. I also like the wet Victoria lady come to think of it. She had pretty dresses.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Jamie fvcked it all up by becoming a dull man in Emmerdale. Victoria was pretty but a bit drippy.

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

How is it euphemisim when what it is is relief with a hand?

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

and no, I haven't been at the Pimm's

*sigh*

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I suppose 'relief' could be considered a euphemism for 'orgasm production'?

[serious-k.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, relief

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Harlot.

[serious-k.livejournal.com]

Sh1t, I thought that was a sofa!

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

In your flat? Now I really need to visit.

Have guestlist for Friday, btw. We should work out where/when to meet.

[serious-k.livejournal.com]

Yes. Tube station?

We may have a 666inmyheart, also.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Westbourne Park. The presence of Her Northernness would, as ever, be a delight.

[666inmyheart.livejournal.com]

I thank yew. You're going to have to get me sh/t-faced on the boozes though as I am probably going to spend most of the night worrying about whether my house is being subjected to a thorough police raid.

xx

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Cool, but bear in mind this is a West London venue so you may need to remortgage if you want to get p1ssed on booze.

[razorcheekbones.livejournal.com]

Ah, I was going to ask about this. No sh!t-faced on booze? Bah.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

I've never actually been there; it's an advisory 'maybe' rather than a definite.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

*hurm* I think the Doc says the Hand of Omega is returning to Gallifrey after it gefukks Skaro but I can't remember whether that was the unedited or edited-for-TV version so I might be way out of canonical territory here & in the region of When Pop Stars Become Companions. It's a scary scary place.

[violentbec.livejournal.com]

i'm jealous of los angeles during tv's channel 5 angel. they get angelus AND the sun's been blotted out.

becnotagoth

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's still LA. Why couldn't the Beast have chosen London instead?

[violentbec.livejournal.com]

true. there's clearly a hellmouth somewhere near islington....

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

It's in Crouch End - see Stephen King's 'Crouch End' for details. Or just see Crouch End.

[violentbec.livejournal.com]

oh yes and brockley has connections with dark forces, i'm sure of that.