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[alexsarll]

Regular readers who have somehow managed to retain their faculties in the face of this drivel will remember my brief and ultimately doomed love affair with the Wilton Road Sainsbury's.
I just went in there for lemon curd and found myself confronted with a small mountain of Pimm's.
Why must the world taunt me so?

Comments

[publicansdecoy.livejournal.com]

I don't think the world is taunting you so much as saying "have some Pimms our Ba, it's tasty". And indeed, who can disagree with that?

-x-

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

Me. Pimms = rub.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

You are such a fvcking deviant.

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

No, YOU are such a fvcking deviant.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I'm the good sort of deviant.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

It's not really a drink one can cratily consume at work though, is it?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Or 'craftily', even.

[publicansdecoy.livejournal.com]

Pimms in a tin is quite small, although mized far too weakly, and without the fruity goodness. You're entitled to go to a pub during your lunch hour.

-x-

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it was on my return from my lunch hour that I encountered this fresh temptation.

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

I swear you've already consumed 2 jugs and are cunningly concealing this fact.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

You overestimate my magnanimity. Clearly were that the case I'd be joining you in constructing a series of posts around the basic theme "I HAVE PIMM'S. YOU DO NOT. HA!"

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm I have just had a couple of weak Pimmses this afternoon because I had stuff to do which did require me not being drunk, but now tis done I can make a big proper salady minty jug. Ha! In your faces! Ha!

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

You see I accidentally posted this as an entry and not as a reply, blimming email notifications confusing me...

[marnameow.livejournal.com]

Pretend that it's iced tea! Easy.

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

You may well be on to something there, but it would require preparation. Hmmmm.