Don't kill my rage

[alexsarll]

YOU ARE ALL PEONS
(an irregular feature)

Today's peons:

The thirty people stood at the pelican crossing, not one of whom could be bothered to press the button until I turned up. Cretins.

Chandra at shytty ShoHo bar Catch for supplying a listing which included this description: "Music that moves from left to right. Not enough info for ya? Better come down and check it out!" Well, no. How's about I just don't list it instead? I have the power here, bytch. Do not fvck with me.
Also, do not supply listings with nights detailed for the "first and third" Saturday of the month, and the "second and fourth", when many months, this included, have five. We are not using the French Revolutionary Calendar here, though heaven knows the guillotine would be welcome.

The American on Mastermind last night who, searching for the name of a "British naval hero", answered "Napoleon". Words fail me.

One day, one glorious, glorious day, the heads of your kind will be placed on pikes adorning London Bridge. And does anyone else think the new GLA building would look great with a few gibbets on it?

Comments

[hideoustricks.livejournal.com]

The thirty people stood at the pelican crossing, not one of whom could be bothered to press the button until I turned up. Cretins.

You're joking? They deserve to be exterminated for that alone!

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

Every time that happens (and it happens often, especially in Victoria) I renew my efforts to devise some way for me to cross the road while stranding them exactly where they are as punishment for their bovine complacency.

[p-dan-tic.livejournal.com]

may I sugest walking round them holding a rope pre-tied to alampost.......... then pressing the button and watching them get con-fuzled

[hideoustricks.livejournal.com]

Too right - just leave them standing there and when you're across the road, turn around and laugh at them and call their mothers welts! Yeah?

[jamesward.livejournal.com]

Yes but Sarll, are you going to FLUGTAG?

[barrysarll.livejournal.com]

See natureshated for the answer to that and many other questions!
(nb for copyright reasons, answers to many other questions may not be available in your area)