hmmmm....who told you it was closing? Someone who works in the Bad Place? I have only ever been there once, a week or two after it was refurbed, whereupon I had the worst Sunday Lunch experience of my entire life and had such a polite yet firm list of complaints at the end that I got the entire lot, lunch for 12 people I think, for 0p.

Noble's open tonight, mind. Oh lord it had better not be closing, I'll be distraught! I might ask the barman dude we know next time we're in there for the info.