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Max Decharne pubs
In witch-haunted Crouch End? Sure.
(Flaming Stars singer)

I note with some surprise that Crouch Hill's really beginning to gentrify. Not the Crouch End slope, that was always fairly posh - the other, between Finsbury Park and Crouch End. What used to be a practically fortified gay pub is now called something like Big Sofa and looks like the bar from Coupling, and now there's a new place called The Crouch a little further up, whose furniture looks even more unappealing than their name.

Yesterday I'd been planning to open this entry with a salute to France Soir, Germany's Die Welt, La Stampa in Italy and El Periodico in Spain, and express my sorrow that no British paper is on that list, because never has it been more important to assert our right to print bad cartoons (and frankly, they're no worse than Steve Bell's recent work). The good news is that a few more papers have joined that list. The bad is that France Soir's owner has decided to maintain France's proud tradition of collaboration and sacked the editor responsible. "French theologian Sohaib Bencheikh spoke out against the pictures: "One must find the borders between freedom of expression and freedom to protect the sacred," he wrote in a column accompanying the cartoons in France Soir. "Unfortunately, the West has lost its sense of the sacred."" Well, my gods were always pretty good at taking care of themselves when they got bothered about the sacred had been disrespected - hideous transfigurations, thunderbolts, that sort of thing. Hell, even the god of the monotheists used to manage the odd rain of fire or plague. If he can, leave it in his hands. If he can't anymore, then why bother worshipping the old fool? Either way - YOU LOSE. Now evolve, die or get the Hell out of the way.

That's Paul McGann's voice on the Eurostar ads, isn't it, comparing them favourably to flying? Bit of a comedown when I last heard him travelling to France by a combination of TARDIS and airship, then heading back by vortisaur.

One detail which will almost certainly be absent from my review of the new Nick Drake biography is that it inexplicably omits to mention his curious resemblance to Mark Wahlberg.

Yesterday I was obliged to explain 'sc@t' to a Frenchman, and narrowly avoided explaining 'tw1nk' to a colleague. I don't want everyone thinking, as one former boss did, "Alex, you know things people shouldn't know."

Date: 2006-02-02 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thermaland.livejournal.com
Misspelling words to fool firewalls hardly counts as censorship. After all, it's the same word and the meaning is just as clear.

(What worries me more is that I am never ever quite sure of how to spell misspelling.)

Date: 2006-02-02 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
It does look vaguely naff though, doesn't it?

(And you're quite right, it's almost as bad for always looking wrong as any given plural of 'video')

Date: 2006-02-02 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dickon-edwards.livejournal.com
Point noted. But I disagree that the meaning is unaltered; I think it makes one's text look flippant and unserious. Granted that Mr Sarll's blog isn't the London Review Of Books, but even so.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Though I believe its (former?) editor and I have a mutual ex.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dickon-edwards.livejournal.com
Mary-Kay Wilmers? She's still very much in charge there. She's about 68.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Oh, he must only have been an assistant editor or something, then.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thermaland.livejournal.com
Yes I would rather not do it. I always scrupulously spell my text messages!

We all caught the habit on the Stay Beautiful board, I'm afraid, as several severely firewalled civil servants used to be regulars there. You do it without thinking after a while. There should be a big flagship lawsuit about it. "Is this the sort of words you would want your wife or servants to read on the Internet?"...

Date: 2006-02-02 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I sometimes omit letters in txts, but I'm always careful to include apostrophes.

Date: 2006-02-02 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzled-anwen.livejournal.com
Ugh, even that would be a hanging offence in my world, with the exclusive exception of if you are running out of space, and wish to avoid the annoyance of going into a text message overhang.

And they aren't 'texts', they are 'text messages'. Still, I suppose at least you didn't use text as a verb. *spits*

Date: 2006-02-02 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
There's an honourable tradition of abbreviating in correspondence - check the letters of great men of the past, and you'll often find them doing it.

Date: 2006-02-02 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puzzled-anwen.livejournal.com
Yes, well that's all very well, but I feel the need to take a Stand on text messaging, as far as I'm concerned, it's a slippery slope down to 'cum 2 c Mnch? 2nite@ cmdn? cu l8r!'

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