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Max Decharne pubs
In witch-haunted Crouch End? Sure.
(Flaming Stars singer)

I note with some surprise that Crouch Hill's really beginning to gentrify. Not the Crouch End slope, that was always fairly posh - the other, between Finsbury Park and Crouch End. What used to be a practically fortified gay pub is now called something like Big Sofa and looks like the bar from Coupling, and now there's a new place called The Crouch a little further up, whose furniture looks even more unappealing than their name.

Yesterday I'd been planning to open this entry with a salute to France Soir, Germany's Die Welt, La Stampa in Italy and El Periodico in Spain, and express my sorrow that no British paper is on that list, because never has it been more important to assert our right to print bad cartoons (and frankly, they're no worse than Steve Bell's recent work). The good news is that a few more papers have joined that list. The bad is that France Soir's owner has decided to maintain France's proud tradition of collaboration and sacked the editor responsible. "French theologian Sohaib Bencheikh spoke out against the pictures: "One must find the borders between freedom of expression and freedom to protect the sacred," he wrote in a column accompanying the cartoons in France Soir. "Unfortunately, the West has lost its sense of the sacred."" Well, my gods were always pretty good at taking care of themselves when they got bothered about the sacred had been disrespected - hideous transfigurations, thunderbolts, that sort of thing. Hell, even the god of the monotheists used to manage the odd rain of fire or plague. If he can, leave it in his hands. If he can't anymore, then why bother worshipping the old fool? Either way - YOU LOSE. Now evolve, die or get the Hell out of the way.

That's Paul McGann's voice on the Eurostar ads, isn't it, comparing them favourably to flying? Bit of a comedown when I last heard him travelling to France by a combination of TARDIS and airship, then heading back by vortisaur.

One detail which will almost certainly be absent from my review of the new Nick Drake biography is that it inexplicably omits to mention his curious resemblance to Mark Wahlberg.

Yesterday I was obliged to explain 'sc@t' to a Frenchman, and narrowly avoided explaining 'tw1nk' to a colleague. I don't want everyone thinking, as one former boss did, "Alex, you know things people shouldn't know."

Date: 2006-02-02 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-name-is-anna.livejournal.com
I don't know what those things mean!

Date: 2006-02-02 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
You're so sweet and innocent!

Date: 2006-02-02 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-name-is-anna.livejournal.com
Haha no one's said that to me for years.
If ever, actually.

I am not up on all this new rude slang, anyway.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
I don't think either of them's terribly new! Anyway, one's defined up top (though Vague suggests incompletely so), and the other is liking poo, as at least one Lib Dem leadership hopeful was rumoured to do.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-name-is-anna.livejournal.com
Haha! An act so disgusting that it cannot be described in a family newspaper such as this one!

Date: 2006-02-02 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Exactement.

Date: 2006-02-02 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
Wow, the new Popb1tch even uses the word 'tw1nk' while discussing Oaten's sc@t habit!

Date: 2006-02-02 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkmarcpi.livejournal.com
So it isn't Ming after all? In that case, Oaten is just being greedy - he's already guilty of one disgusting sekksual perversion after all...

Date: 2006-02-02 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barrysarll.livejournal.com
They don't retract the earlier briefcase/female ho story, so that could yet be Ming. I would say that seemed to be stretching probability, if I hadn't given up believing in probability a long time ago.

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