Five minutes to live and you want me to behave?

See, that's how we wanted Torchwood first time round - The Sexy Space-Time Adventures Of Captain Jack. Minimise the moping, and instead give us the polymorphous perversity, fighting and kissing, Alabama 3 on the soundtrack. Bit of tension, sure, but don't get hung up on being Serious Drama when you can be Entourage with guns and coked-up blowfish. If this means we don't get the heights of 'Out Of Time' or 'Small Worlds', well I can live with that so long as we go nowhere near the lows.
edit: And they even got an Excalibur gag in there! Maybe it's only Paul Cornell and I who'll appreciate that, but who cares?

Have I ever mentioned that I want to be a Time Agent?