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- 3rd
- 11:03 am
Our ships were all unseaworthy from the first
- 30 comments
- 4th
- 11:00 am
We've been kidding ourselves we're in the newspaper business. We're in the ad business.
- 60 comments
- 5th
- 11:00 am
Make sure nobody puts anything in my drink, unless they're fancy
- 41 comments
- 6th
- 11:00 am
Good triumphs over evil only in theatrical productions.
- 51 comments
03:50 pmDepressing realisation
- 56 comments
- 9th
- 11:00 am
He likes to tell me the things he's done, such a strange way of having fun
- 37 comments
- 10th
- 11:01 am
Sadly, there was a perfectly sensible explanation for the staple
- 88 comments
- 11th
- 10:59 am
At the end of the day it's Sauron's ring, and who are we to say he can't have it?
- 61 comments
01:59 pmLOVE YOUR ENEMIES returns - Soho, Thursday 12th
- 47 comments
- 12th
- 11:02 am
Superhorny like Paxman on Newsnight
- 24 comments
- 13th
- 01:34 pm
I'm afraid the ship's guinea pig is no more
- 54 comments
- 16th
- 11:13 am
Nothing special happens, it just makes a lot of noise.
- 57 comments
- 17th
- 11:03 am
He could be bi. A lot of them are, you know.
- 62 comments
- 18th
- 11:01 am
They're laughing for the wrong reason. They think I'm being ironic.
- 48 comments
- 19th
- 11:03 am
I was actually a card-carrying anarchist.
- 43 comments
02:41 pmI scan the BBC news site so you don't have to.
- 47 comments
- 20th
- 11:16 am
One of those days when you wish you hadn't made a pact with dark forces to update regularly.
- 15 comments
- 23rd
- 11:20 am
You're a police box, but there aren't any policemen left.
- 36 comments
- 24th
- 11:00 am
An admirable and doomed attempt to take people at their word
- 99 comments
- 25th
- 11:01 am
The jury will retire to the wh0res' rooms.
- 30 comments
- 26th
- 11:19 am
I'm the activated carbon in the sewage pipe of club listings.
- 30 comments
- 27th
- 11:07 am
Winning a momentous and just war with gravity
- 36 comments
- 30th
- 11:45 am
You can't have peace without victory.
- 58 comments
- 31st
- 11:03 am
Never drive a car when you're dead.
- 87 comments
Reload page in style: light