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New Adventures in Bin Death
Mar. 8th, 2005 11:10 amI got a letter from the former head of MI6 yesterday. I'd love to claim that it was about the repercussions from that little bit of work I did for them in the Paris tunnel, but that would be a lie. Anyway, his name's Sir Richard Dearlove. You can see why he'd trade as M if he wanted to be taken seriously, can't you?
Today's proof that I am a visionary genius; I've worked out how to solve the Tube network's problems. We need maintenance teams who will notice little cracks &c before they become big cracks. We need maintenance workers who can operate while the system's running, so that we can have nocturnal Tubes.
We need to hand over maintenance duties to the Tube mice.
I thought we'd found the Royston Vasey Arms on Saturday; but in their defence, they didn't source their booze from the Royston Vasey Brewery. What deranged mind decided to call a cider Swamp Donkey? And what went wrong with our brains that we attempted to drink a cider called Swamp Donkey?
In further Getting Beverages Wrong peonicity, Ame has been rejigged; now it is flavoured by various mixes of fruits, and has lost much of its kick. Since the sad departure of dead Elvis-themed ginger yumminess The Drink, Ame has been my cherished standby for a non-alcoholic party drink, and now it too has deserted me. Sob.
Today's proof that I am a visionary genius; I've worked out how to solve the Tube network's problems. We need maintenance teams who will notice little cracks &c before they become big cracks. We need maintenance workers who can operate while the system's running, so that we can have nocturnal Tubes.
We need to hand over maintenance duties to the Tube mice.
I thought we'd found the Royston Vasey Arms on Saturday; but in their defence, they didn't source their booze from the Royston Vasey Brewery. What deranged mind decided to call a cider Swamp Donkey? And what went wrong with our brains that we attempted to drink a cider called Swamp Donkey?
In further Getting Beverages Wrong peonicity, Ame has been rejigged; now it is flavoured by various mixes of fruits, and has lost much of its kick. Since the sad departure of dead Elvis-themed ginger yumminess The Drink, Ame has been my cherished standby for a non-alcoholic party drink, and now it too has deserted me. Sob.
