I have little to say today, as should soon become evident

As soon as I saw the camera linger on the 'Because I'm the boss...that's why' plaque, I knew that Tony Soprano was going to end up bludgeoning Tony B with it. And that's not a spoiler, just a prediction in which I am extremely confident.

The bit about Borders on here rings a bell, given I was in the Oxford Street branch on Thursday looking for a memoir which the pillocks had filed as fiction. They don't have a biography section, you see.

Dan Slott is the best new writer in comics.

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