snowdrifts in Southern Hampstead

Barry: Stephens my good man, I do fear that I may catch a chill in this inclement weather. Throw a few more millions on the fire, would you?

Stephens: But my Lord, what about the poor people?

Barry: Smashing idea! Throw a few of those on as well.

(no subject)

I must say, I can't see why there is is all this fuss among the chattering classes at Michael Jackson's willingness to allow young boys to sleep in his bedroom. Well-groomed young gentlemen have been staying at The House Beuatiful for many years and I have no intention of ceasing in denying them this privelege.