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The Sarll Profile
Jan. 31st, 2003 10:33 amFollowing several unsavoury encounters, a picture is emerging out of the mists of my alcopop riddled mind.... it seems i have a z-list celeb stalker!
One David Walliams - a comedy foil to Matt Lucas, i beleive - has been seen trailing me round the clubs of London!![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
missfrost, among others, has spyed him furtively scribbling in stained notebooks, videotaping my triumphant dance floor moves and even mimicking my superior conversational style in an effort to curry favour with the cognoscenti of London Town!
I am increasingly suspicious that he may be planning a mocking spoof of Barry Sarll, to run in one of his vastly unpopular 'Rock Profiles' series.
How can I, Barry Sarll, allow such gross liberties to be taken with my public image? How can i stride purposefully into the clubs of London knowing that evil doers plan to mock and imitate me at every move?
Truely, the barbarians are at the gates.
One David Walliams - a comedy foil to Matt Lucas, i beleive - has been seen trailing me round the clubs of London!
missfrost, among others, has spyed him furtively scribbling in stained notebooks, videotaping my triumphant dance floor moves and even mimicking my superior conversational style in an effort to curry favour with the cognoscenti of London Town!I am increasingly suspicious that he may be planning a mocking spoof of Barry Sarll, to run in one of his vastly unpopular 'Rock Profiles' series.
How can I, Barry Sarll, allow such gross liberties to be taken with my public image? How can i stride purposefully into the clubs of London knowing that evil doers plan to mock and imitate me at every move?
Truely, the barbarians are at the gates.
